Kim Jong Un woke up to find that
his parents were gone. He was searching around for them. “Hello?”, he said,
looking scared. He had never been alone before. He saw something on his kitchen
table. It was a note! “Dear, my little Kimmy.”, the note said. “We have gone to
test our new plane and see if we can get it more than 10 feet in the air this
time. Love, Mommy.” Kim smiled. ''“Today is
my day.”,'' he thought.
Kim Jong Un opened the
refrigerator. “시간은 지방을 얻을”, he said, smiling. (That means
time to get fat. No seriously look it up.) His mom had been putting him on a
diet, and now he was as skinny as Mitt Romney’s left hand pointer finger. The
fridge was full of ice cream and cake. Kim Jong Un started eating so much cake
that some of the buttons on his coat popped.
"Mm mm thas sum tasty shit.", he said. The end.